So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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