I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
It's shark week go big or go home
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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