I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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