One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
And then my night got REAL pukey
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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