we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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