what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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