sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Church boner. Awkwardddd
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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