I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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