can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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