You're so nebulous sometimes
your room smells of hookers.
And success
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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