The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
