butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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