Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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