I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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