I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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