whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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