I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She is beauty she is grace
sheβs masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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