Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
it was like eating out sand paper
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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