Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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