ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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