I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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