Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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