Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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