Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
