Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Someone signed my nipple.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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