i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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