Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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