If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
