And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
50% drunk capacity currently
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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