So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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