do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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