Jerry, you need to find god
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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