you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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