You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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