she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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