You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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