I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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