So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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