Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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