I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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