This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
