So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
