Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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