Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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