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Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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