Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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