I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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