i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
if i can run in heels then i can drive
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
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