after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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