is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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