spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Rumble strips road head = magical
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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