yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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