Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
BRING THE BAGELS
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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