I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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